We were in New Orleans on New's Years Eve one year(can't remember) and I was
with about half of our Rugby team drinking heavily on Bourbon Street. I was dared to
and did walk up behind this girl and lift up her skirt from behind. It wasn't completely
innocent but it didn't warrant her to begin to beat the shit out of me with her umbrella.
My buddies were laughing their ass off over on the curb. I bent over foward and she hit
me three or four times until her umbrella broke. At that point, I stood up and with a smile
on my face and threw, with force, my full 32 ounce beer, which I had just purchased and didnt spill
a drop of during the beating, directly into her face with the bulk of it soaking her heavily sprayed
hair and melting her eyeliner. My buddies were now either jumping up and down laughing or
rolling on the beer soaked side walk laughing. I can't remember who was doing what.
Anyway, umbrella girl was on her way back to her frat boy friends. Not sure what she said
but I saw those guys look over at us and shake their head decidedly "No". As in no we are
not gonna tangle with those guys, you will just have to be pissed. My friends bought me another
beer and we began the countdown to the new year. Umbrella girl was on here way for more hairspray and make-up. Ahh memories.
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That was classic. To add to the story, you must add a few other things.
Auburn was playing Syracuse in the Sugar bowl that night.
We had been given the Orangemen fans a hard time before the game.
Auburn tied the game with Tie Die as the coach.
We then were giving Auburn fans a hard time about the tie.
It was New Years Eve, almost midnight.
The girl's group looked like frat boys and girls. She was looking so nice with the make up and big hair.
Greg was feeling no pain when he lifted her skirt up.
She got mad, threw her drink at Greg which barely hit him.
Here is where it was priceless;
Greg looked at his fresh 24 oz beer and then at the girl, thought about and then threw the beer in her face.
The full cup of beer hit her right in the middle of her face, which caused her make up to run, hair go from big to wet and flat.
We of course all laughed so hard and were high fiving. She was trying to get her boyfriend/date to do something.
With rugby players being part of the wild man's group, her date/bf was wanting to disappear. Of course during most of the night Steve Perry and little Holley were riding on the back of cars down the street in front of Pat O's.
Later on, a guy got kicked out of Pat O's and started a little ruckus. The next thing, Nawleans
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